What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.