What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums