What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums