Because it's humerus.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Narrator: "Elbows"
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
He lost his sense of humerus.
Because it os humerus.
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)