Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.