What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)