Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..