Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..