The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
They'll get chapped lips!
A three-legged lady
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Dog turds without borders