Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.