Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.