Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.