What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"