What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.