What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.