What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.