What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why are there school shootings?

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.