What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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The Final Solution

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He forgot his head and shoulders.

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It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)