Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes