How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence