How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.