Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Say "purple".
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
