Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Hit the sack.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Namaste
You don't - they're born that way.
Say "purple".
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Manhatin'
Because they keep stepping on the string.
Rink injustice!