Because they keep stepping on the string.
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Pants.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
You tampon it.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.
A little stiff.
That's all.
Non-habit forming
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
She pulled some strings.