Because they keep stepping on the string.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
So they won't step on the fish.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
throw it on the ground and tampon it.
A metro-gnome
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Rink injustice!
He didn't want no scrubs
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
No strings attached