Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!