Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!