Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.