What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD