What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy