What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.