What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.