How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.