What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants