What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing