What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!