Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.