Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.