What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Valet Jokes More Valet Jokes

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat