What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat