What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.