Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.