Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.