Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty