Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base