Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light