Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light