Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light