What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.