What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.