How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."