How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.