What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.