What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Previous Random Joke Next

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!