What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.