What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.