What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis