What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.