What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.