What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

American Police Officer Jokes More American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.