What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black