American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.