Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.