How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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A hole in Juan

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They were both shot in Vegas!

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handsfree

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Who loses?

America.

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Because that would be illeagle

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Legs

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!