How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.