Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.