Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss