What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban