What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)