What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.