Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.