What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

War Jokes More War Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.