What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Pulled pork.

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There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'