How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.