Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.