Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts