Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Usually purr can !
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
He's flat Baroque...
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
There was a lot of reposting to do
Santa
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
In the prayground!
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
