How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.