Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Because they are sold out to crackers!
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
Duck.
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
A sense of humor.
fillet of soul
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Because they're practicing to be men.
Because that would be a sin-tax issue.
He wanted their soles.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
