Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
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Coffee Mug
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
He's flat Baroque...
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
Her operations were not unprecedented.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
He was just stalin for time
Two days seems like a long time.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
She was feeling Sleepy.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Canoes tip.
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Putin
Tooth-Hurty
Toof Hurty.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Snoop Dogg
Logging out
he says "wong"
