Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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He gets thor arms!

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A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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Camembert!

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The loser was 'thore'"

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Because I saw so."

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None, that's what students are for.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.