Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

History Jokes More History Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.