There were many knights.
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Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
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Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !
A HISSStorian.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Joint Family.
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Advanced methematics.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Mlk
Because it only ate condensed milk !
It's harder to break bills.
Oh secant, you say "
Check your privilege, sithlord
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
A knight in Charmin armor.
