There were many knights.
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Legendairy From my young daughter
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
French War Victories.
A moo-suem.
He wanted to go down on history.
The Marin-era
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
An autobiography.
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Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !
A HISSStorian.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
With their aye-phones.
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
Because they cant finish a race.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Black people can't swim.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Because it only ate condensed milk !
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Because of all the "knights"
early retirement
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
