Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Condense Jokes More Condense Jokes

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk