Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk