Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!